Saturday

As I said a few days ago about going to London Zoo and yesterday was the day. I wasn't so optimistic about going and just as well really. It was fairly good at first of "wow an animal sleeping/doing something". But it was all the same really, animals standing there or doing something. In all it was abit of a let down, everyone was expecting it to be better. So don't bother with London Zoo, go to Howletts its cheaper if you really need to look at animals.

Not long after getting home I had to rush about, well not a major rush anyway as I had been invited out by Sophia. She told me to "bring some fit mates", she didn't imply wether these mates should be male or female so I text a few people, never really being able to deliver on the fit part. Whatever tickles your fancy really. All no's, I had only text 3 people, in the end it didn't really matter. Ann Marie said why to coming out, what an odd girl she is.

Anyway, down at the Victoria I had never been there before, looked abit rubbish when I first went in there. Phia and Co were nowhere to be seen so I walked around the pub to try and see her. Got mistaken for someone else by some bloke. I had a drink but felt stupid standing around on my own, so I walked out to try and spot them. Hurrah! There they are! Everyone that was with her I had met before apart from one guy but he was cool. Phia and her boyfriend Les are having problems and he had just walked off a few minutes before. He then came racing up in his car and demanded she get in the car, she refused and he drove away.

Les is a nice guy but his driving is fucking shit, I'm glad i've never sat in the front of the car because being in the back his bad enough. He always drives to fast and doesn't seem to really know what the brake pedal does, so if he goes around a bend you get tossed around the car. He also takes forever to change gear. He will say in first until his car is going like 30mph, then remembers about the other gears. His car must be in bad shape by now from all this shoddy driving. The rubber mounts that hold up the gear stick in my car broke afew months ago, garage said it was a design fault but the mounts can break from you changing gear to quickly or something like that, so his car must be in ruined underneath.

Anyway, back to the walk to the pub. I made a bet with Daz that Les comes in to the pub to make her come home. I won that bet very quickly, hurrah I'm up 50p! Then he came in and he demanded she come outside so I made a second bet that someone gets thrown out. Barmaid told them to go outside if they are gunna argue and they said. I win again so that's another 50p, never did get the £1 off Daz.

put our names down for a few, and another one with Ben. He later disappeared, apparently he went to escape and he left his girlfriend. Seemed odd but she had come out with In the pub there was karaoke, the bloke that was running it must have been in his late 60's! The most recent song on his play list was The Crazy Frog, how do you sing that? Its a ringtone! There was some good songs on the play list, everyone eventually had a go. Me and Daz got called for a second song but we hadn't picked this one, Like a Virgin. Karaoke man seemed to love everything we did, it was mostly Daz singing as he held the mic and hes alot taller than me. More embarrassment for him then really.

Phia and Les eventually sorted out their problems, well for now anyway. Have you fallen asleep yet? Karaoke ended up breaking or something, this fat bloke asked me what I thought and told me its happened several times before. Turned out he owned the pub, found that out at the end of the night when there was some big argument. People got upset blah blah blah. Some of us went into town for a drink, which was ok. Then walked back and I got home about 3am.

Other notes of the night, talking to this girl that had had to much really as we talked about the colour blue. Then she showed me her tattoo, it said 'BLUE'. This was odd like some sort of Derren Brown trick or she likes to talk about the colour, not the band tho. Other minor stuff happened that I don't feel like noting down as it aint really worth it.

Near the end now, you waking up? I had a lot to drink and a woke up nice and early this morning hangover free as usual. Only been hungover once and I puked in the taxi.

Now this is the end of this post, tomorrow I shall write about my outing from tonight and I'll try to be less indepth.

Toodles