English is set to be the language of Europe, but a few changed will be made to make it easy for all Europeans. It shall be known as EuroEnglish, the change is set to take place over 5 years.
In the first year, 's' will be used instead of the soft 'c' and 'k' will replace the hard 'c'. Not only will this klear up konfusion and make the life of sivil servants easier, but also komputer keyboards will need one less key.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph' will be replased with an 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to get to a stage where more komplikated alterations are possible. So double letters will be removed to inkrease the likelihood of akurate speling. And the horible mes of the selent 'e' wil be banished.
By the fourth yar, peopl will be reseptiv to steps like replasing 'th' by 'z' and 'w' by 'v'.
During ze fifz yar, ze unecesary 'o' kan be droped from vords kontaining 'ou', and similar modifikations vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yar, we will hav a sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
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