Who needs books to put kids to sleep

Don't waste your money on loads of books to read to your kids at bedtime, just put on an England match and they should fall asleep very very quickly.

I haven't watched much of tonight's match but what I have been has been very boring, the commentators have basically said its a boring match and have pointed out the frustration of the crowd. End it now so they can go watch Big Brother.

Ho Noez my life is over

Five or Six weeks ago I applyed for several jobs that I found in the paper and on the Internet. I got a reply today saying I have been unsucessful, I found this very upsetting. A fraction of a second later I remember I already have a job and have been there for four weeks. I think this company should get better staff for doing the post, don't work for them. Whoever they were :S

Interested in art?

Have you got an interest in art and maybe doing some sort of art course. You have to do a project and can't think of anything to do but you want it to be really different and maybe abit controversial?

Then I suggest you base you work upon this website, very different and slighly not safe for work.

Enjoy

Big Brother thought of the week

Once a week I will do a Big Brother post if I have something really worth noting.

OK, so this Friday the one and only male housemate will be let in. I reckon that this man will be the ex boyfriend of the coloured girl that hates men at the moment or he was never with her or upset her at some point.

It won't be a gay man, as that's just pointless. If they did that they might as well have made it 100% female housemates.

Its going to be a womaniser or some so called famous person that has been with more women than he has had hot dinners. Maybe it will be Callum Best, hes a jobless wankstain that only gets money from doing reality telly. Even tho he is with Lindsey Lohan, he probably needs some cash of his own.

Whatever happens Channel 4 just want to see lots of Straight and Lesbian sex. My guess up first will be the twins doing it with the bloke.

Big Brother

Every year I have said I'm not going to watch Big Brother but I have always failed. Some years I have watched as there has been nothing else on TV but I usually end up watching most series of it.

I'm just going to give in and watch it when it happens to be on and be bothered and I see one or it could be two reasons to watch. THE TWINS! They only up to the third person so far but its looking interesting already.

I might write more about Big Brother if I feel its really worth it.

€uroEnglish

English is set to be the language of Europe, but a few changed will be made to make it easy for all Europeans. It shall be known as EuroEnglish, the change is set to take place over 5 years.

In the first year, 's' will be used instead of the soft 'c' and 'k' will replace the hard 'c'. Not only will this klear up konfusion and make the life of sivil servants easier, but also komputer keyboards will need one less key.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph' will be replased with an 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to get to a stage where more komplikated alterations are possible. So double letters will be removed to inkrease the likelihood of akurate speling. And the horible mes of the selent 'e' wil be banished.

By the fourth yar, peopl will be reseptiv to steps like replasing 'th' by 'z' and 'w' by 'v'.

During ze fifz yar, ze unecesary 'o' kan be droped from vords kontaining 'ou', and similar modifikations vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yar, we will hav a sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

I said I was going to review it and here it is

GHOST RIDER!

Finally got round to watching it and it was totally worth it. I've never read the comic so no idea if it is as good as it should have been. But as a film it was very good and there was no boring bits at all, it started building up fairly early and eventually packed the punch and only went down slighly at the end.

I did start writing the story but it kind of ruins it all if I tell you. The special effects are very good and the film has a few suprises. As its a comic book and hes sort of a superhero the story has to have a woman involved. But in this she isn't in the way as much so its good to see a slighly different hero.

I give it 4 out of 5 Go see it!